and tossed his shit!!
anyway, after reading latest ADN headlines, I thought they could use a little help.

HeadLineSam!!

-Debate gives candy dates last-minute time to shine!!

as in, puffy powder poofed upon face and cleavage!!
... I guess.
-Fired fighters can 'fill the boot,' but without trucks!!

yes, yes.
CNN showed a happy bunch of Fired fighters leaving Iraq, but some of us fighters are still on the job.
And our boots are filled with sand.
-Local rapper's military message reson hates!!

and I thought that GA soldier got sent back here to Kuwait to stand trial.
But I guess he moved him and his hate songs to AK?
probably in theHood by now.

-APOC looks into complaint that Ramras hotel ads violate law!!

so does his food at FoodFactory!!
however, theTouristTrap on the water can be forgiven!!

-Ted Stevens had 'Mark Twain's' child in Indianapolis!!

Wow.....
theOldMan could do anything!!
I just hope that when I get near his age that I too can....
wait....
Cosmetologist, MassagePractitioner, DayCare / Nanny, $5BucksBarista!!, Bar back / BarTender, Line Cook, etc etc....

I have done everything....
-Restaurants find locals produce in short supplies!!

oooookk...
and how many preggos ServerGirls did I work with at one time?
Seems that those girls were producing!!
And they were cute enough to wear shorts too, except for Valerie.
She wore black jeans throughout.....
*bites hand*

I guess I'll leave the Video. From Fork to F*** alone!!
Since what we did after hours was nobodys biz but....
*ahem!!*
I'm theSam!! and it's completely dead around the place here in Iraq.
So, I'm taking on theADN!! (again)
and that's that.
lovs.
tehSam!!


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