[slflyinghorse]

 

Fetlife Butthurt Report Form
Fetlife Nickname:_____________________________________
Date and Time the Butthurt occurred:_____________________________________
Please describe the location of the Butthurt
__C om m un i ty
__Th r ea d
__Wall Post
__P ic t ur e
__P ro f il e
__W ri t in g

Please specify.
Board:_______________
Thread:_______________
Nickname:_______________

Please describe the nature of the Butthurt
__Someone made a post I did not agree with
__Someone wrote about a fantasy or had a fetish that offended me
__Someone forgot to use my title or correct capitalization (IE: Sir Master Lord
Stabby McKnifey Pants)

__Someone posted pornography that I cannot unsee
__Someone told me they would like to unsee the pornography I posted
__I lost an argument in a thread
__Other (Please specify on a separate sheet and attach)

(Y) (N) Did you cry about the Butthurt?
(Y) (N) Did the Butthurt cause you irrevocable emotional damage?
(Y) (N) Was sleep lost over the Butthurt?
(Y) (N) Did Butthurt interrupt your daily schedule (IE: were you late to a date, appointment or work?)
(Y) (N) Did you tell your friends about the Butthurt?
(Y) (N) Do your hands ache from typing long-ass Butthurt rebuttals?
(Y) (N) Were you forced to do something in meatspace to quell your anger
(IE: Did you take deep breaths or walk away from the computer?)

Please describe the person who caused the Butthurt

__They are not a True Dominant / submissive.
__They are the ones who give the BDSM Community a Bad Name.
__Unlike me they would did not learn about BDSM the Hard Way.
__People like that are sick and deserve to be rounded up and killed.
__They are not old enough to know the real meaning of BDSM.
__They are stunted in their Spiritual Journey.
__Their gender is inherently unequal and should be subjugated.
__Other (Please specify on a separate sheet and attach)

What did you do about the Butthurt?
__I wrote an incoherent essay detailing the extent of my Butthurt.
__I got my Leather Family together and organized a flame war.
__I attempted to black ball them from the Local community and/or spread nasty rumors about them.

__I posted their RL information and/or outed them.
__I created a dummy account to escape the shame and/or flame them.
__I realized that arguing on Fetlife is pointless and did something else with my time.

Fetlife Butthurt Report Form
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erh.

Not that "I'm" into any kind of "Life", except drinking.
But I found this on a friends blog!!